# oitnb # queue


get to know me meme || [5/5] movies : the fall

He can’t win. That’s because our masked bandit is a coward. Yeah. He never took an oath, he’s a fake. He’s a liar and a coward.


get to know me meme 
favourite tv shows [1/5]: pushing daisies

"Well, who died instead?"
"It’s a random proximity thing."
"Bitch, I was in proximity!"

i’m with you till the end of the line


things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

Misha Collins at SDCC 2013


sam introducing himself like, hi im the falcon and this is my loyal sidekick captain america u prob havent heard of him it’s ok





Why no, Random Customer, I don’t want to help you pay for your meal. The mug with money in it labeled “Tips” is part of my income and not a take a penny, leave a penny.


please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening


Black Widow #004